Random Recents

  • at what age do you get over your birthday? at what age do you NEED to get over your birthday?? (9.6.09)
  • this fall semester (last major hurdle) is gonna be like that last 15 minutes of labor (so i've heard)...push it out AY! get it DONE! (9.6.09)
  • it ain't right. it ain't fair. how i've been away from this site that i use partially as my outlet. but i'm back. and trying to make a schedule of sharing time. a lot has happened. let's see how much of it matters. (9.2.09)
  • is seduction still in? (7.26.09)
  • damn, i ain't been here in a minute! (7.26.09)
  • it's july 4th people, i know. great bbq day for all! but please, remember how we really colonized this mofo. with mass genocide. remember your history! (7.4.09)
  • speechless. don't think it's hit me yet. R.I.P. Ed, Farrah & Michael. this week is too much! (6.25.09)
Showing posts with label knee slaps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label knee slaps. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Is It OK That She Can Do This?

i dunno...but i sure did almost fall out of my chair when i peeped this lil french girl killin this dancehall...

and from research into the actual video AND the tutorial, she's damn on point!!



would you challenge her?


As Much As He Annoys Me...

something just comes over me when I watch this lil boy kill this dance in his grandmama's basement...

I don't know what it is but...I can't stop watching this clip! As you all know, we're ina dancing craze phase, and we're shuckin n jivin all the way to the club with these ridiculous songs.

but as ridiculous as they are..."my dougie" will forever stay in my heart because of this clip! jam.

Check His FootWork.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Oh, Y'all Thought It Was Over??

It just keeps getting better and better folks...

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Just Like Me.

this video is just hilarious. props to all involved. get the album!


Saturday, December 6, 2008

Suga Nuggets. Really, Though?

So, 90's R&B singer and tryna be a comback kid Keith Sweat is endorsing the 25th anniversary of McDonald's Chicken McNuggets. So there is a REAL song with him declaring his love for McNuggets like he was talkin to his boo snatch or somethin'. Not like my favorite commercial, but a REAL SONG!

Wow McDonald's. Killin me this quarter! And I can't even be mad at them, cuz at 1100am on the dot, I'm takin' my butt right over to Mickey D's and coppin a 10 piece nugget with sweet & sour sauce. Yup.

Link below is to his website, on the page where his "new hit" is playing...enjoy!

http://www.designalkhemy.com/client/mcd_ksweat/dd-formmailer.php

Friday, December 5, 2008

Beggars.

I've heard alot of stories regarding begging lately. A LOT. Men begging, women begging. Begging for sex, begging for love, begging for companionship. Just plain begging.

And I must say, that shit is disgusting to me. Say that I have too much pride, whatever. But, I do not beg, boo. And if I WAS going to beg, it would have to be after IIIIIIIIII did something wrong!

#1 Case in Point: Woman begs man to stay with her, after she hears that he is in love with someone else, and wants to leave the current situation. Woman proceeds to beg man to stay with her because she loves him more, and because of their history together. Woman begs man to be with her physically, after there have been enough circumstances to safely say that he is not attracted to her too much. We won't get into how said man responded.

BUT, really though? We're gonna beg a man to stay with us, who has been playing us out on occasion after occasion? We're gonna beg a man to stay with us, who has expressed that he wants to be elsewhere? Where's ya head at? Where's ya self esteem? WHERE IS YOUR STAR PLAYER? (get wit that Kat Williams)

It saddens me, sickens me, confuses me, makes me laugh, etc. I just don't understand. If I did nothing wrong in this situation, what the hell am I begging you for? That's embarrassing. No other words for it. Embarrassing. Disgracing. Distasteful. Pitiful, and pathetic. And for SEX nonetheless? Isn't that like, an oxymoron? A woman begging for some sex? I didn't even know we could form our mouths around the words to even ask for that shit. Let alone beg someone for it. As my friend always says: Not on my watch.

#2 Case in point: Man begs for sex. That's a no-no. Like, a STRICT no-no. It's a turn off. You that pressed that you're about to beg me for the goods? Regardless of how "good" the goods may be, where is your self esteem? And for women in a situation where said man does the begging, is the thrill still there afterward? I don't think I'd want to get down with you after you beg, boo. Note: there are different forms of begging that come from a man. There's the relationship sex type begging where he just wants some MORE sex, and may bother you alot one night/morning, whichever. This is not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about someone you're casually sexin', or someone you haven't even BEGUN to sex, who is really sitting there begging you. Like "please," "just for a lil bit," "please let me just put the tip in," "i won't ask again after this, please, i really need some tonight," type nonsense.

Get outta here with that. Because I'm more familiar with the man begging scenario, I'm more pissed at the woman begging situation. Because in that situation (which could be a man in that place as well), she's begging for love. She's begging for a relationship. And that what saddens my heart. Love is something that needs to be natural. A realtionship should be something that both parties want. With each other. Love should not be a contingency plan, folks. No collateral should be involved. And when there is, just know that love won't last.

With that said, beggars beware. Cuz you might get what you ask for, but you'll never get what you need.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Tip Toe Tip Toe...

I have been searching for this commercial for WEEKS, and finally people got up on it! Lookin' like Bill Bellamy mixed with Keith Sweat & Tank circa spring '92...


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Bad Girls...

SO, another one of my guilty TV pleasures is returning next week. THE BAD GIRLS CLUB. These "ladies" are mean, trashy, dirty, funny, crazy and wild. And while I'm not typically into the "demeaning of women," thing...that goes out the window with this show! Some of htem have the guts that I wish I had, while others...truly make me thank my lucky stars that I was raised well and had fabulous friends growing up and currently.

BGC will be another reason to procrastinate beginning December 2nd, 10pm eastern, 9pm central!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Flipping Over Couches

Y'all know what tomorrow night is...REUNION episode!!


Tune into Bravo tomorrow night, 10pm eastern / 9pm central time. A full hour of more info, drama & catfights!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

My Boy is BACK!

Really pissed that I can't embed the code from youtube, but this is a MUST-SEE! If you remember my post of dude doing the "Single Ladies" dance...this clip is a live performance on the Bonnie Hunt Talk Show...


(thanks www.dlisted.com)



he IS Sasha Fierce!

Monday, November 17, 2008

Monday Hilarity.

Ignore whatever that nonsense is at the end...and thanks for watching!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Sunday Dose of Funny.

if you ain't got it down yet, don't tape it people! damn!

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Black People & Tigers.

can't wait for november 11th!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

HiLARious!

Please believe it. Believe it please. thanks www.rollingout.com!!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Palin on SNL

all the mavericks in the house put ya hands up...

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Scarlet Takes a Tumble.

Po' Lil Tink Tink

Katt Williams does it to me again...and I thank Joshua Michael Pace for my morning joy!